crack me up

Brytlee is the funniest kid. She is always making Ryan and I laugh. I needed to write down a couple of things that she has said before I forget.
The other night we were saying prayers and this is what Brytlee said in her prayer.
Please bless that lady that had a thing in her nose that she will not do that and will choose the right, and please bless all the robbers and bad guys that they will die..... I am not sure what was after that because I was just trying not to laugh out loud......
We have been talking about ways that the girls can earn money to go to Disney world. And Alexis was saying she could do a lemonade stand, and we could pick worms and
Brytlee says, "oh, I can sell my P ducky and get some money"
I asked her, "what is a P ducky?"
then she said, "you know the duckys that you squeeze and pee comes out."
Another thing that was funny was.... my sister and I were walking in a parking lot and Brytlee was with us and she picked up a tube of chap stick. I told her that we shouldn't pick things like that up and we should never use them. (why is what she said) so I said, "well, we don't know what people have been doing with them. What if they used it for a sore bum or something really gross....." Then she thew it and was really grossed out and my sister and I laughed....
Later we were in a hotel room and there was a door inside the room that lead to another room and it was locked. Brytlee asked "why can't we go into that room?" so I told her that someone else could be in that room. Then she said, "Ohhhhhhhhhh, they are probably putting chap stick on their bums."
That girl is always thinking and doesn't forget anything you tell her........