Happy New Year

One thing I want to do this year is to write down all the funny things that my girls say. I love it when they come up with off the wall comments and things that make us laugh so I am going to try to keep a list of them on my blog so I can share them with you.

One morning very early, Alexis and Elizabeth quietly got up out of bed, and it was before mom and dad were awake, they decided to do some laundry in the tub. They put in all the dress up clothes, and all the shoes, and all the skirts, and some of the shirts.
Mom had to get up early to take Brytlee in for her two week appointment, and so went to check to girls.
They had dumped out two bottles of baby soap in the water, and I was so so so mad... When I asked the girls what they were doing, Alexis just said so cute. "we are helping you do laundry mom".
I was so mad I just tried to clean up as fast as I could, and I was yelling at the girls. Then I ran to my appointment. As soon as the doctor asked me "how are you doing"? I burst into tears, and couldn't talk. And the more I tried to stop, the harder I cried. So by the end of the appointment. I had all sorts of prescriptions written out for myself.
(the reason I started crying is because of how bad I felt for getting mad at my girls, when they thought they were helping me out. I felt like such a bad mom).

Brytlee- She has started to make a hiss sound a lot now, and the other night when Ryan went in to check her while she was sleeping, she was on top of all of her blankets laying on her belly. So when he tried to pull them out to put over her, she got up on all fours and rocked back and forth really fast and started hissing! "sssssss sssssssss sssssssssss" then laid down and was still fast asleep.

Elizabeth-"Alexis keeps saying good night nurse to me, but I don't want to go to bed".

Alexis- (Conversation with a snake) "Mom, why does the snake keep trying to bit me"? Mom, "Because he is scared and doesn't know you". Alexis, " Hi, my name is Alexis. This is my sister Elizabeth, my other sister Brytlee, and that is my Mom. (the snake is hissing and striking at her, but safely in a box) I don't want you to go out side because it is cold, and you might get sick and catch a cold, and then you will become fake and hard and we will have to take you to your family and then they will hang you on the wall, because that is what family's do".

Alexis- (Christmas morning she got a ballerina dance bar) "Mom, Dad look at this, you can do anything with this". Dad said, "what is it for"? "I don't know"?

Elizabeth- I love when you ask Elizabeth a question, she will say, "because I do, or because I did" to just about every question.

Alexis- (while in church) "Dad, I need to go to the bathroom". Dad not paying attention... "dad I need to go to the bathroom". dad still not paying attention, and right when the song stops and it goes quiet, "Dad I Gotta Poop"!

Elizabeth- After she asks a question and the answer is no, she makes the cutest sound "uhhawwah"

Alexis- "Mom, I am so smart huh" Mom said, "of course you are, all my girls are smart". Alexis said, "But not Brytlee huh, she doesn't know how to do anything". Mom said "She is smart, she knows how to do things". Alexis, "Oh like break things"?

Alexis and Elizabeth both called their nipples "pickles"